We can no longer live as a cauliflower

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[passionpeachy]

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

[justslowdown]

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

[dreamlordmorpheus]

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

[jace-lightwood]

me, gay with depression, adhd, chronic migraines & assorted other bullshit, but also with a boulder i dug out from the garden:

[concentratedtea]

[eddythekoopa]

This is the year of the FARMER YES!!!!!!!

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[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae

[wingedrivers]

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

Originally posted by lifetimetv

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

[starkidmelly]

As a heavyset woman myself, I’m always WAY more impressed with designers who can style bigger women. Dressing up a stick figure isn’t anything new under the sun. Show me how you make a big gal look incredible.

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[ravenclawfairy]

You know what’s great about the Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals??

Every song is a villain song

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[woah-krayonder]

me: attempting to focus in class

my brain:

BUSINESS CALLS

I’M UP TO MY ASS IN SHIT

WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS

MARKETS CRASHING

I’M AT THE EDGE OF MY WITS

I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT

WHEN ALL I WANNA DOOOOO

IS SPEND MY DAY WITH

greg…

and steve…

and stu…

and mark…

and leighton…

and chad 💘💓💖💝💞💕 …

and-

ring ring

the phone rings…

i answer it.

oh, hey greg…

i’m swamped

with business

stocks, bonds, golden parachutes…

remember those days on the football field, greg?

last week feels like ages ago

today?

after work?

on the old football field?

the old stomping ground, ay greg?

just you…

and me…

and steve

and stu

and mark, and leighton

and chad 💘💓💖💝💞💕?

five o’ clock…

i’ll see you then, greg

i’ll see you then.

WHEN ALL I WANNA DOOOO

IS SPEND MY DAY WITH STEVEEE AND-

FIVE O’ CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

FIVE O’ CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

FIVE O’CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

I CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOMEEE

TO MY BOYSSSS

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[marvelasmemes]

Tony: Pete I’d like to introduce you to Pepper and I’s baby

Peter: *takes one look at the baby*

Peter: Baby- STARK DO DO DO DO-

Tony:

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[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

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[positive-memes]

Me too.

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[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

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Dungeon Master Essentials

[xanth-the-wizard]

I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So here’s my list:

Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)

Naming Your Towns/Cities: Now that you’ve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.

Index Cards Rule: Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.

Tricks & Traps: I am AWFUL at coming up with good Dungeon traps and challenges, this PDF includes some incredible ideas. The original poster, Courtney C. Campbell also runs a blog where she shares tons of great stuff. (Thanks to we-are-rogue for sharing the PDF in their post here)

Playing Different Types of Characters: Writeinspiration has a masterpost on how to write/play lots of different types of characters.

Unique NPC Jobs: Lauraharrisbooks wrote a list of different Fantasy Jobs which can help populate your world with some unique characters! Another similar post by Thewritershandbook also covers Common Occupations in the Middle Ages. 

Developing Characters by Threes: Monticusrex’s method of creating characters help you really flesh out who they are. Useful for Players and DM’s.

Troublesome Players? Speak Up: Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show it’s ugly face.

List of D&D Resources: And finally, pretty much anything you might need for D&D.  (Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..) A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.

Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.

(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)

[rpgtoons]

Incredible list!

[worstdorkevermore]

@tiedinaslipknot

[raychleadele]

Donjon is great. I use the loot and dungeon generators there regularly. Gonna have to look into some of the other resources!

[wands-n-lillies]

@raarfiguurii something for you sweetheart?

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[clingtodreams]

Screaming at your partner is not okay. Insulting your partner is not okay. Getting in your partners face is not okay. Raising your hand like you’re going to hit your partner is not okay. Joking around with shit your partner isn’t comfortable with is not okay. Trying to justify being mean to your partner just because you were upset is not okay. If you get mad about something they did, you back up and you leave the room or you put your phone down and think about what you’re going to say before you fucking say it. If you’re not mature enough to treat someone the way they should be treated, with respect, then you’re obviously not mature enough to be in a relationship and they deserve better. If you’re in a ldr, this goes for you too. Probably more. You have time to think before you send a text. You have the time to type something out and press send. You better fucking start thinking about what you’re saying and doing to your partner because one of these days its gonna hit them that they deserve better and then where are you gonna be?

[dateagirl-suggestions]

And thats that on that